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(48 / M-F / North Carolina)One night a couple was lying in bed. The h frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wif started rubbing her arm. The wife turns o honey, but I have a gynaecologist appoint want to stay fresh."
Rejected, the husband turns over and tries minutes later he rolls over and whispers do you have a dentist appointment, too?
Rejected, the husband turns over and tries minutes later he rolls over and whispers do you have a dentist appointment, too?
Last edited by tat2d1976; 18-Dec-13 3:21 am.
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