10. Every1 round u has an attitude problem.
9,Ur adding chocolate chips to ur cheese omelet.
8.The dryer has shrunk every pair of ur jeans.
7.Ur husband is suddenly agreeing to everything u say.
6.Ur using ur cell phone to dial up pumper sticker that says

"How's my driving?call 1-800-eat-sh_t"
5.Every1's head look like an invitation to batting practice.
4.Your convinced there's a god&he's male.
3.Your counting down the days until menopause.
2.your sure that every1 is scheming to drive u crazy.

1. The IB bottle is empty and you just bought it yesterday.

I like this

Lmao :)