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Sperm bank (by Ericsmollet)

 Ericsmollet (0)    (31 / M-F / Nigeria)
21-Oct-13 7:55 pm
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
21-Oct-13 7:56 pm
Lol that's funny

 

 

 
 
 rootbeerfloat 
21-Oct-13 8:00 pm
Dam funny

 

 

 
 
 shellyme (8)    (49 / F-M / Ohio)
21-Oct-13 8:16 pm
Ew

 

 

 
 
 shellyme (8)    (49 / F-M / Ohio)
21-Oct-13 8:17 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
 ScorpionStar 
21-Oct-13 8:28 pm
Ha ha ha!!!!

 

 

 
 
 nikky1984 (6)    (40 / F-M / England)
22-Oct-13 10:34 am
Looool funny as hell

 

 

 
 
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