@laniesofie: Ummmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you & what did you do with my friend. Cuz i know she didn't leave me without saying good bye! oh no she didn't. Talk to the hand cuz i don't know! jk! hey you missed you! *hug*

@im1made4u: *hugs* missed you too :) how are you sis ? 2 months later right ? Hehehe

@laniesofie: Pm me missy & tell me what happened to you steves ome that told me you deleted.

@im1made4u: I can't message you cz your restriction, linda

Some people here want others but have restricted their access, who will mind you??, preventing others whilst looking or accessing others account is a cheat

@Sam2020: I guess because my pic hasn't verified yet...

Six Laughs:
No1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.
The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
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No2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
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No3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.
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Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,
Son: "What are you doing?" Ask the son.
Father: "I’m putting petrol on your Mom."
Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday."
Mother fainted!
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No5
A man went to the pub with his wife.
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:
"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.
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No6 - Classic
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.
In court his lady lawyer holds his **** out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the smiles, share them With friends

@laniesofie: my good friend! welcome, hop to chart later, miss u sis