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Warm beer might get you drunk just a little bit faster than cold beer. This is because the body warms foods and liquids to body temperature to absorb them. If they are already warm,they are more easily absorbed.......Sorry, I cheated n googled lol

No worries. I google everything. . Just wanted a personal experience aspect to the thread. . When i use to shoot bourban it was always warm. . But my chaser was a cold beer... So basically better to drink all alc. Bev. Warm..i would assume, saves on the time it sits in the liver and kidneys..

Ive heard any alcohol consumed anally get u drunk WAY quicker lmao! True story

Personal experience? Lmao

@queenofhearts28: What part of "Ive heard" dont u understand? lol but its supposedly true....

@WalkSoftly1: well how would you know its a true story unless you've seen it or done it yourself ? Lol

Lets see...Ive heard its a true story....got it? Nah saw it on some show on Spike one night...A 1000 Ways to Die maybe...

"""" Ninety percentof alcohol consumedby underage drinkers is consumedwhile binge drinking, according to theCentersfor Disease Control.
Equally alarming are thenew forms of drinking teensreportedlyhave devised. That science project Junior's been working so hard on? It may have less todo with physics class and moreto do with ways to deliver alcohol to the blood that boostthe buzz and prevent getting caught.
Watchthe full story on the latest episodeof "20/20" online here.
Vodka Tampon
It'snot a punk rock band, rather the useof vodka-soaked tampons insertedvaginally to get drunk faster and without having booze on your breath. It's known as "slimming."
The rumor-vetting website snopes.com concluded it was false, but a November 2011
report by KPHO Phoenix included interviews with a police officer and doctor who said they had witnessed casesof it.
The KPHO report echoed far and wide through the global media, including The Colbert Report. That doubtlessmade many young peopletry it, leading to a self-creating "trend." Some ofthem have postedvideos to YouTube.
"It burns!" is a phrasemany of the videos share.
Anal insertion is an alternate -- even recommended-- option, according to news reports, peoplein the YouTubevideos and commenterson the videos.
In the KPHO report, Officer Chris Thomas noted, "This is definitely not just girls. Guys will also use it and they'll insertit into their rectums."
Which leads usto number two ...
Variation on the Beer Bong
Also known as the beer bong enema or "butt chug," this is therectal useof a beer bong -- a funnel connectedto a clear plastic tube to effecta high-pressure flow of beer. The stunt show "Jackass" depictedit, and many teens triedit at home.The proof is in the numerous videos on YouTube .
Boozy Bears
You guessed it: booze-soaked gummy bears. They're also called drunk gummies and rummy bears.
In November2011, Florida health officials warned schoolsabout students-- some as young as middle-schoolers -- soaking gummy candy in alcohol and bringing it to schoolto enjoy under teachers'noses.
The candy with a kick has been reported in New York and Nebraska, as well.
DebiMacIntyre, executivedirector of Lake County (Fla.) Safe Climate Coalition, a nonprofit targetingyouthsubstanceabuse, said that gummyworms work best.
"You lay a couple ofthem in thebottom of a pan and the alcohol is gone by morning. They are long and skinny, and theyactually plump up quite big."
Eyeball Shots
Just Google it. This may be the extremeof the extreme,but theYouTube videos are proof that a fewyoung drinkers out there are pouring liquor into their eyesockets.
Koren Zailckas, 32, wrotea best-selling memoir, "Smashed," about her years as a high schooland college binge drinker, and in 2010 she followed it with another book, titled "Fury."
"[The] few peopleI've managed to find who have done [eyeball shots] said it feels like you're going blind," shesaid.
That's not theonly concern.
"The delicatetissue in thevagina, anus and eyeballs absorbs alcohol muchmore readily thanregular skin does," said Rebecca Williams, a research associateat the University of NorthCarolina who has studiedyouth accesstoalcohol. "When it comesto vodka tampons, alcoholic enemas or eyeball shots, there are concernsover how easyit can beto overdose and end up with alcohol poisoning."
Hand Sanitizer (Off-Label Use)
Move over, coughsyrup. In March, six California teenswere hospitalized with alcohol poisoning from drinking hand sanitizer.
"This is a rapidly emerging trend," Dr. Cyrus Rangan, a medical toxicology consultant for Children's Hospital Los Angeles, said at a news conferencea few weekslater. About 2,600 cases have been reported in California since 2010.
"It's not just localized to us," Helen Arbogast, an injury prevention coordinator in the trauma program at Children's Hospital Los Angeles, told ABC News. "Since 2009, we can seeon
YouTubeit's in all regions ofthe country."
Liquid hand sanitizer is 62 to 65 percentethyl alcohol, or ethanol, the main ingredient in beer, wine and spirits, making it 120 proof. Most vodka is 80 proof.""""

@WalkSoftly1: ohhh ok :) here