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What every Straight man needs to know. (by ScorpionStar)

 ScorpionStar 
11-Oct-13 9:09 pm
1. How can you tell your girlfriend wants you? When you put your hand down there and it feels like your feeding a horse.
2. How pu.ssay is like grapefruits, the best ones squirt.
3. What do you do when your girl friend starts smoking? Slow down and apply lubricant.
4. How you can tell when you have eatin a pu.ssy well.
You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed donut and a beard like an unwashed paint brush.

 

 

 
 
 mrsweetguyntx (2)    (47 / M-F / Texas)
11-Oct-13 9:12 pm
I like!!!

 

 

 
 
 Ankur109 (3)   (34 / M-F / Maharashtra)
11-Oct-13 9:13 pm
Love al o it. Jst fynding sm1 to apply and make her squirt

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
11-Oct-13 9:15 pm
Haaaa

 

 

 
 
 Shicchic 
11-Oct-13 9:21 pm
Lmao! glazed donut!

 

 

 
 
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