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The airplane ride (by unwound)

 unwound (2)  (56 / M-F / Missouri)
2-Jul-12 1:22 pm
There was an old farm couple who was very thrifty with their money. They were taking in the sights and sounds of a county fair,where they came upon an airplane ride for ten dollars. The farmer told the pilot that was awful lot of money. So the pilot made a deal,if the farmer and his wife didn't make a sound during the flight he wouldn't charge them.perforing some loops and dives he finally landed.well the pilot asked the farmer how he liked it.the farmer replied,I just about lost the deal when the missus fell out!

 

 

 
 
 Im2cute82 (5)    (34 / F-M / Missouri)
2-Jul-12 1:31 pm
Wow i didn't see that coming at all. Poor little old lady:(

 

 

 
 
 unwound (2)  (56 / M-F / Missouri)
2-Jul-12 6:33 pm
@Im2cute82: it could of went either way,don't worry no one was harmed during this joke.

 

 

 
 
 JLaDawn 
2-Jul-12 6:42 pm
Lmao! that was funny and i especially liked the 'no one was harmed during the making of this joke'

 

 

 
 
 unwound (2)  (56 / M-F / Missouri)
2-Jul-12 6:46 pm
@JLaDawn: :-D

 

 

 
 
 brandonstlhome (0)    (41 / M-F / Missouri)
3-Jul-12 9:44 am
@unwound: lol that was pretty good.

 

 

 
 
 brandonstlhome (0)    (41 / M-F / Missouri)
3-Jul-12 9:45 am
Lol that was awesome

 

 

 
 
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