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Plane Crash (by WalkSoftly1)

 WalkSoftly1 
20-Sep-13 11:50 pm
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

 

 



Last edited by WalkSoftly1; 20-Sep-13 11:51 pm.
 
 
 manondago 
20-Sep-13 11:58 pm
I've been waiting patiently for some of the ladies to respond.

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
20-Sep-13 11:59 pm
@manondago: I know...I have my 'nads covered lol

 

 

 
 
 manondago 
21-Sep-13 12:01 am
@WalkSoftly1: IKR. You got one of them new kevlar cups?

 

 

 
 
 queenofhearts28 (9)   (39 / F-M / Oklahoma)
21-Sep-13 1:50 am
SHAME ON YOU!! lol :b

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly1 
21-Sep-13 1:51 am
My cup worked lol

 

 

 
 
 im1made4u (22)    (55 / F-M / California)
21-Sep-13 2:09 am
Guess he didn't have anything else to give her! best he could do on short notice. How do i say this nicely "winky twinky!"

 

 

 
 
 queenofhearts28 (9)   (39 / F-M / Oklahoma)
21-Sep-13 2:12 am
Guess he didn't have anything else to give her! best he could do on short notice. How do i say this nicely "winky twinky!"
Short n Limp ;)

 

 

 
 
 justinsexyman 
21-Sep-13 2:14 am
@queenofhearts28: thank u god i dont have that problem. lol

 

 

 
 
 queenofhearts28 (9)   (39 / F-M / Oklahoma)
21-Sep-13 2:19 am
@queenofhearts28: thank u god i dont have that problem. lol
Lol so uh what problems do ya have? :b

 

 

 
 
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