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Holy ****! (by OneWitWonder)
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We get them little bastards at my work. gotta pay attention when reaching under seats.
For once, I'm going to agree with Reinmaker...snake IS delicious. Glad you didn't get tagged! Of course, if you had...that poor snake would never have been the same. *wink*
Rattlesnake, oh, rattlesnake,
What makes your teeth so white?
I've been living in the bottom all my life.
I ain't done nothing but bite.
Well, I ain't done nothing but bite.
What makes your teeth so white?
I've been living in the bottom all my life.
I ain't done nothing but bite.
Well, I ain't done nothing but bite.
McDonald's is my kind of place
They serve you rattlesnakes
Hamburgers up your nose
French fries between your toes
McDonald's is my kind of place
Last time I went there
They fried my underwear
They serve you rattlesnakes
Hamburgers up your nose
French fries between your toes
McDonald's is my kind of place
Last time I went there
They fried my underwear
You can also make good money selling snake venom.
@Reinmaker56: A good friend is a herpetologist at a local "serpentarium". They shell out pretty decent money for rattlesnakes.
@wanderingirish: they have big rattle snake round ups here people go out and catch them.
Growin up in the Ozarks, I was 10 and caught a copperhead, shoved him in my pocket and tryied to sneak into the house. Didn't work. Had my moccasin, he was about 4 ft, till he was found also, and then Granny cut his head off with the hoe. Rattle snake under the house, Aunt took a 12 Gauge to it, blew a hole right threw the floor, and of course, I got to patch that up. Snakes can be fun!!!! Ha ha!! But glad your ok!
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