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Holy ****! (by OneWitWonder)

 xNOBODYx 
7-Sep-13 3:16 pm
We get them little bastards at my work. gotta pay attention when reaching under seats.

 

 

 
 
 wanderingirish (12)    (47 / M-F / South Carolina)
7-Sep-13 3:20 pm
For once, I'm going to agree with Reinmaker...snake IS delicious. Glad you didn't get tagged! Of course, if you had...that poor snake would never have been the same. *wink*

 

 

 
 
 kittykrazyky (5)    (30 / F-MF / Kentucky)
7-Sep-13 3:22 pm
Rattlesnake, oh, rattlesnake,
What makes your teeth so white?
I've been living in the bottom all my life.
I ain't done nothing but bite.
Well, I ain't done nothing but bite.

 

 

 
 
 kittykrazyky (5)    (30 / F-MF / Kentucky)
7-Sep-13 3:26 pm
McDonald's is my kind of place
They serve you rattlesnakes
Hamburgers up your nose
French fries between your toes
McDonald's is my kind of place
Last time I went there
They fried my underwear

 

 

 
 
 Reinmaker56 (8)   (66 / M-F / Texas)
7-Sep-13 3:27 pm
You can also make good money selling snake venom.

 

 

 
 
 wanderingirish (12)    (47 / M-F / South Carolina)
7-Sep-13 3:32 pm
@Reinmaker56: A good friend is a herpetologist at a local "serpentarium". They shell out pretty decent money for rattlesnakes.

 

 

 
 
 Reinmaker56 (8)   (66 / M-F / Texas)
7-Sep-13 3:36 pm
@wanderingirish: they have big rattle snake round ups here people go out and catch them.

 

 

 
 
 LonelyCritter (8)   (62 / M-F / Illinois)
7-Sep-13 11:30 pm
Growin up in the Ozarks, I was 10 and caught a copperhead, shoved him in my pocket and tryied to sneak into the house. Didn't work. Had my moccasin, he was about 4 ft, till he was found also, and then Granny cut his head off with the hoe. Rattle snake under the house, Aunt took a 12 Gauge to it, blew a hole right threw the floor, and of course, I got to patch that up. Snakes can be fun!!!! Ha ha!! But glad your ok!

 

 

 
 
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