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Feel Free to post your lies &/or made up fake stories (by Martian)

 duelmasterelite 
12-Aug-13 7:14 am
I went to the moon and came home super constipated

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
17-Aug-13 2:27 am
I went to the moon and came home super constipated
Too much cheese?

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
17-Aug-13 3:53 am
I suffer from "Forgetfulitis"

 

 

 
 
 duelmasterelite 
17-Aug-13 4:34 am
I went to the moon and came home super constipated
Too much cheese?
how did u guess

 

 

 
 
 Obstreperous 
17-Aug-13 4:44 am
I came to earth seeking peace. All I got war filthy stale cake.

 

 

 
 
 im1made4u (22)    (55 / F-M / California)
17-Aug-13 4:48 am
@duelmasterelite:Maybe it was all the holes in your story? lol!

 

 

 
 
 duelmasterelite 
17-Aug-13 4:54 am
@duelmasterelite:Maybe it was all the holes in your story? lol!

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
17-Aug-13 9:09 am
I came to earth seeking peace. All I got war filthy stale cake.
Oh yes let's blow the planet up for giving you stale cake

 

 

 
 
 Sinderella 
17-Aug-13 11:34 am
Went to the bar last night drank too much and had to take a bus home...First time I ever drove one of those!!

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
17-Aug-13 11:38 am
@Sinderella: Did you have any passengers?

 

 

 
 
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