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Come for more joke (by Sam2020)
Try hard not to restrict anyone but don't just mind the fake ones, DON'T FEAR TO TAKE RISKS because quiters never win
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Eeerr instead of men searching for their life partners, ladies are rather doing the search indicating their prefrences WHAT A GENERATION?
Life is a difficult exam. Many
people fail because they try to
copy
others, not realizing that
everyone has a different
question paper..........
people fail because they try to
copy
others, not realizing that
everyone has a different
question paper..........
ALWAYS MIND YOUR BUSINESS..
A hopeless looking man was sitting alone
in a bar with just a little drink in a glass,
Akpors walked in and as usual, akpors tried
to be friendly so he went straight to the
man and took his little drink and drank
everything.
The man bursted into tears, akpors seeing
that said "hey man! i intend to buy you a
full bottle so stop crying". The man kept
crying and said
"You wont understand, today is the worse
day of my life, i lost my wife and kids this
morning so i went to the office to let them
know and before i could tell them i was
sacked for coming late, as if that's not all, i
came out to go home and i discovered that
my car have been stolen.. So i became
tired of life so i went and bought a rat
poison with the last card in my pocket..
and just as i was about to take the poison,
you showed up and drank my poison"
..As at the time of filing this report, Akpors
is still in a critical condition in a nearby
hospital.
Say your wishes for akpors abeg
A hopeless looking man was sitting alone
in a bar with just a little drink in a glass,
Akpors walked in and as usual, akpors tried
to be friendly so he went straight to the
man and took his little drink and drank
everything.
The man bursted into tears, akpors seeing
that said "hey man! i intend to buy you a
full bottle so stop crying". The man kept
crying and said
"You wont understand, today is the worse
day of my life, i lost my wife and kids this
morning so i went to the office to let them
know and before i could tell them i was
sacked for coming late, as if that's not all, i
came out to go home and i discovered that
my car have been stolen.. So i became
tired of life so i went and bought a rat
poison with the last card in my pocket..
and just as i was about to take the poison,
you showed up and drank my poison"
..As at the time of filing this report, Akpors
is still in a critical condition in a nearby
hospital.
Say your wishes for akpors abeg
When a bird is alive it eats ants. When a bird dies ants eat it. Time & circumstnce can change at any time. Don't devalue or hurt any1 in life. U may be powerful today....but rmbr, time is more powerful than you!!! One tree makes a million match sticks, but when the time comes, one match stick is needed to burn a million trees. Lets encourage one another...Pass it on to spread the love.
I pray 4 u today (1) You will find favor with someone you dont expect,.........Amen.(2) You will be too relevant to be ignored,.............Amen.(3) You will encounter GOD and will never remain the same,..........Amen.(4) The grace for completion will come on you, you shall be blessed till the blessed call you blessed,...........Amen.(5) The hand that will send this message to others shall not labor in vain,.........Amen(6) The mouth saying ''Amen'' to this prayer shall laugh forever,...........Amen. Very soon and I say Very Very soon, GOD is going to do a miracle and lift u up 4 GOOD. Here is a test: if you love God and you're not ashamed of Him, send this to ten friends and tell them I say God loves them all.Shalom!
I pray 4 u today (1) You will find favor with someone you dont expect,.........Amen.(2) You will be too relevant to be ignored,.............Amen.(3) You will encounter GOD and will never remain the same,..........Amen.(4) The grace for completion will come on you, you shall be blessed till the blessed call you blessed,...........Amen.(5) The hand that will send this message to others shall not labor in vain,.........Amen(6) The mouth saying ''Amen'' to this prayer shall laugh forever,...........Amen. Very soon and I say Very Very soon, GOD is going to do a miracle and lift u up 4 GOOD. Here is a test: if you love God and you're not ashamed of Him, send this to ten friends and tell them I say God loves them all.Shalom!
In a family where husband earns #150,000
every month, and the wife earns # 1million every
month and they both work in d same company,
and the kids are lacking parental care and love.
who among them should resign to take care of
the kids?
Lets see your take on this
every month, and the wife earns # 1million every
month and they both work in d same company,
and the kids are lacking parental care and love.
who among them should resign to take care of
the kids?
Lets see your take on this
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the Ghanaian cedi has a ridiculous exchange rate. Otherwise, eff those kids, I can buy them a nanny...with an island.
ALWAYS STOP THINKING ABOUT MONEY, MONEY, MONEY AND LIVE LONG, it's not the only thing that can bring happiness
@Sam2020: Mate, you brought it up...don't be getting your panties in a twist because of a topic you posted.
Calm down.
Have a Coke and a smile.
Calm down.
Have a Coke and a smile.
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