Two chickens wearing diapers landed on the moon but it was already occupied by aliens. The aliens were gay and no gender specific restrooms were in sight. The aliens then started controlling the chickens minds and made one of chickens sext the other one...AND gave one yard bird more karma than the other....a dog soon ambled by with horrendous breath...no worries tho as one of the aliens had some doggy breath mints and that problem was soon resolved. But, I digress...our heroic chickens then got into a fight because one wanted to surf an internet dating site and one wanted to surf a porn site...hell one chicken even showed the other her tittays and all hell erupted! The arguement was un-intelligle tho and left the aliens scratching their tin foil covered heads....then some guy named Nathan Poe showed up with an army of devil worshippers and made a law banning the internet. That didnt last long because HIS boss, Barak Obama, soon appeared. The internet stayed....but Obama took away everyones meds immediately....Come to find out though, the WHOLE thing was staged by Hollywood so the U.S. cld beat the Russians by having the worst internet forum story ever!!

@BoxBlockingBitch: I AM a sexy beast lol

I know, I have a picture of your sock to prove it!