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Got fired today (by Martian)

 im1made4u (22)    (55 / F-M / California)
9-Aug-13 8:20 pm
@duelmasterelite: Yep but been there done that Few times

 

 

 
 
 BoxBlockingBitch 
9-Aug-13 8:22 pm
@im1made4u: I just thought I understood the meaning of obtuse before I met people like you online.

 

 

 
 
 RussellB 
9-Aug-13 8:25 pm
Obtuse... Great. Now I have to watch Shawshank Redemption again tonight.

 

 

 
 
 duelmasterelite 
9-Aug-13 8:27 pm
@im1made4u: but he wasnt really fired. He wants us to make food jokes

 

 

 
 
 RussellB 
9-Aug-13 8:29 pm
Serious or humor... I'm just curious how one manages to get fired from a deli. Cut backs?

 

 

 
 
 duelmasterelite 
9-Aug-13 8:29 pm
Obtuse... Great. Now I have to watch Shawshank Redemption again tonight.
"solitary" a month! Next line plz

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
10-Aug-13 4:19 am
Well now atleast you can "ketchup" on your errands at home

 

 

 
 
 Aphasia 
10-Aug-13 4:45 am
Sweet man, cut an onion so that you may shed a tear.

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
10-Aug-13 5:48 am
I thought you had a "Steak" in that place. ?

 

 

 
 
 im1made4u (22)    (55 / F-M / California)
10-Aug-13 8:06 am
@duelmasterelite: Well d_m it better get my money back from mind reading school cuz going have find new 1. cuz i heard some1 say he wanted us make _ss out of our selfs. Lol! like that funny joke? :D

 

 

 
 
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