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The Church of Google? (by Aphasia)

 Aphasia 
2-Aug-13 3:56 am
God is thought to be an entity in which we mere mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fullfills this to a much larger degree than traditional gods.

Google is (omnipresent), omniscient (all knowing) entity in existence, and can be scientifically verified. .

 

 

 
 
 anncleofaye 
2-Aug-13 3:57 am

 

 

 
 
 Rob65 
2-Aug-13 4:00 am
@Aphasia: does it turn water to wine

 

 

 
 
 Aphasia 
2-Aug-13 4:03 am
@Rob65: in a sense it does. . Cause one can google how to make wine. . Lmao!

 

 

 
 
 Rob65 
2-Aug-13 4:05 am
@Aphasia: that requires work

 

 

 
 
 Aphasia 
2-Aug-13 4:08 am
@Rob65: well you can lead a jackass to water, but you cant make it drink. .

 

 

 
 
 Rob65 
2-Aug-13 4:10 am
@Aphasia: not if the jackass don't want to go..... stubborn things

 

 

 
 
 wanderingirish (12)    (47 / M-F / South Carolina)
2-Aug-13 2:27 pm
God is thought to be an entity in which we mere mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fullfills this to a much larger degree than traditional gods.

Google is (omnipresent), omniscient (all knowing) entity in existence, and can be scientifically verified. .
Who's awesome? You. You're awesome.

 

 

 
 
 Aphasia 
3-Aug-13 1:18 am
@wanderingirish: Why Thanks ! :D

 

 

 
 
 Reinmaker56 (8)   (66 / M-F / Texas)
13-Aug-13 1:55 pm
@Aphasia: just come as you are?

 

 

 
 
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