Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The 1st says "electricians are the best, everything is color coded inside." the 2nd surgeon says, "no, I think librarians are, everything is in alphabetical order." the 3rd surgeon shut them all up when he says "you're all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate on. Theres no guts, heart, testicles, brain and no spin. Plus the head and arms are interchangable.

U forgot that there are 2 a#^ho)@s!!!!

@LonelyCritter: hehe so it is so. . .

@Aphasia: Ha Ha!! Naw, just fighting with this silly Modum! get a sparrow to fly near and it will start to kick me off. I tried to message ya, but I do not have my pic verified, so i was not able to, sorry.

@LonelyCritter: it should have let you since I msg you. . Huh, o well wasnt like I had anything private to discuss

@Aphasia: Rite, but I tried to access your mail to reply, and I do not know. Probly just my smart alleck Lap top playing with my rear end to see if I could find it!

@LonelyCritter: more than likely. . How are you changing your profile photo???

@Aphasia: Not a priemium member, so just do it, I do not really care if I get a verified, just here to make friends and to have a few smiles along the way. Did ya see the last one? Oh by the way, was here a while ago, went by hillbilly1962. Done that whole verifacation thing, naw.

@LonelyCritter: lol I saw i user name on another site that was 2'ofHardHillbilly4U

@Aphasia: Ha Ha!!! How RUDE!!! ha Ha! Carefull, tornado went threw here pretty recently, have a few every year. Hope ya stay LOW. I have just gone by "Hillbilly1962" and that is it. Funny though!