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chunkymonkey67
13-Jul-13 9:00 pm

What do you call a short sighted dinosaur;dyathinkhesaurus.What do you call a short sighted dinosaur with no legs:dyastillthinkhesaurus,What do you call a dinosaur who's been shafted up the jacksy by a bigger dinosaur;Megasorea s s

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xSinneDx (21)

(43 / M-F / Arizona)
13-Jul-13 9:04 pm

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur...lickalottapuss

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chunkymonkey67
13-Jul-13 9:07 pm

Forgot about that one lol

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Hollyhocks (1)

(38 / F-M / England)
13-Jul-13 9:13 pm

Hahaha. my childhood one i remember is why didnt the skeleton go to the ball? cos he had nobody to go with

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DearAgony
13-Jul-13 9:31 pm

Did you hear that Ellen Degenares (or however you spell her name lol) drowned? She was found face down in Ricky Lake

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Agnesmo (1)

(29 / F-M / South Africa)
13-Jul-13 9:50 pm

@DearAgony: im still waiting for u

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Briteeyes
13-Jul-13 9:54 pm

Quoted Post:

Did you hear that Ellen Degenares (or however you spell her name lol) drowned? She was found face down in Ricky Lake

I remember when this one first got started...I was mad as hell it wasn't true...no offense to Ellen...I just thought she really died lol

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nikky1984 (6)

(40 / F-M / England)
13-Jul-13 10:12 pm

What Do you call a blind dinosaurs dog
Doyouthinkhesawusrex

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DearAgony
14-Jul-13 12:46 pm

@Briteeyes: so you're not a fan of ol ellen lol

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DearAgony
14-Jul-13 2:02 pm

@Agnesmo: i don't have that app or whatever you were talking about

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