I hate a moral coward one who lacks a manly spark
i just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
i always spend my evenings where theres women wine and song
and like a man i always bring my little wife along

im a member of the midnight crew
im a night owl and a wise bird too
home with the milk in the morning
singing the same old song

rise with the moon go to bed with the sun
early to bed and youll miss all the fun
bring your wife in trouble itll never trouble you
make her a member of the midnight crew

waa waawa wa wa waa

the fun doesnt start till 12 im happy all the way
so whats the use of going home untill the break of day
now something confidential wispered not above a breath
i once went home at 2 am and scared my wife to death

im a member of the midnight crew
im a night owl and a wise bird too
home with the milk in the morning
singing the same old song

rise with the moon go to bed with the sun
early to bed and youll miss all the fun
bring your wife in trouble itll never trouble you
make her a member of the midnight crew

waa waawa wa wa waa

ill never forget the time i made six robbers run
although i didnt have a knife a blackjack or a gun
i proved myself a hero of a very high degree
i ran for home and six of them were running after me

im a member of the midnight crew
im a night owl and a wise bird too
home with the milk in the morning
singing the same old song

rise with the moon go to bed with the sun
early to bed and youll miss all the fun
bring your wife in trouble itll never trouble you
make her a member of the midnight crew

make her a member of the midnight crew

by: one of those quaduplet singer bands