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Tooth pick and straw (by chunkymonkey67)
A man was locking up his bar for the nite,when there's a knock on the door.Barman answers door and there's a homeless guy there."Sorry to bother you,but have you got a tooth pick please",barman says yes ,goes behind bar and gets a tooth pick and gives it to the homeless guy and locks up again. He switches the lites off and gets to the bottom of stairs and another knock on the door.Switches lites back on and opens door,another homeless man,"have you go a tooth pick please",barman goes behind bar and gets a tooth pick and give it to the homeless bloke and locks up. Anyway,gets to top of stairs another knock on door,goes down and answers it,u guessed it,another homeless dude,"don't tell me u want a tooth pick"homeless dude"no a straw",suprised barman get a straw.Out of curiosity ask why a straw and not a tooth pick and says"I've just got here and one of ur punters has been sick and all the chunky bits have gone"
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