A woman takes her 16-year-old
daughter to the doctor. The doctor
says,
"Okay, Mrs. Smith, what's the
problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Lynda. She keeps getting these
cravings, she's putting on weight, and
is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Lynda a good
examination, then turns to the mother
and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Lynda is
pregnant - about 4 months, would be
my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't
be, she has never ever been
left alone with a man! Have you, Lynda?"
Lynda says, "No mother! I've never
even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the
window and just stares out it. About
five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something
wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's
just that the last time
anything like this happened, a star
appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be
darned if I'm going to miss it
this time!"

Jesus is going to come back, but I don't know how. What if he came back as a baby, just like this? Who would believe?

Jesus is not coming back as a baby this time around, he's going to be seen on the cloud by everyone that are still alive. That is what the Bible teach

@Coolsmile: I haven't studied revelations yet. I know it talks about the rapture mostly there, but I try to focus on the teachings more than anything. Thanks for telling me that though, I will look into it sometime.

u're highly welcome dear