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Supermodels crash (by jonson007)
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and
Cindy Crawford are flying to a
super models conference in Paris,
when the captain of the plane
announces: "We have just lost power
to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing --
assume the brace position
immediately!"
Immediately the three models start
preparing for the worst. Claudia
pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered,
Naomi and Cindy ask: "What in the hell
are you doing fixing your
make-up when we are about to
friggin' crash!"
Claudia responds: "I know for a fact the rescue workers will search
for, and save first, the ones who have
the best looking faces -- which
is why I am putting on my make-up."
Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse
to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law
of gravity. Totally confused,
Naomi and Claudia shout: "Cindy, have
you lost your senses? Why are
you baring your breasts for everyone
to see when we are about to die!" Cindy responds: "I have it on good
authority in plane crashes, the
rescue workers look to save first the
women with big beautiful breasts
-- which is why I am exposing my
****!" Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls
down her skirt and panties to
expose her love triangle." Freaking
out, Claudia and Cindy yell:
"Naomi -- Are you crazy?? Why are
you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?"
Calmly, Naomi responds: "*******
PLEASE! I know for a fact the first
thing the rescue workers look for in
plane crashes is a black box!"
Cindy Crawford are flying to a
super models conference in Paris,
when the captain of the plane
announces: "We have just lost power
to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing --
assume the brace position
immediately!"
Immediately the three models start
preparing for the worst. Claudia
pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered,
Naomi and Cindy ask: "What in the hell
are you doing fixing your
make-up when we are about to
friggin' crash!"
Claudia responds: "I know for a fact the rescue workers will search
for, and save first, the ones who have
the best looking faces -- which
is why I am putting on my make-up."
Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse
to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law
of gravity. Totally confused,
Naomi and Claudia shout: "Cindy, have
you lost your senses? Why are
you baring your breasts for everyone
to see when we are about to die!" Cindy responds: "I have it on good
authority in plane crashes, the
rescue workers look to save first the
women with big beautiful breasts
-- which is why I am exposing my
****!" Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls
down her skirt and panties to
expose her love triangle." Freaking
out, Claudia and Cindy yell:
"Naomi -- Are you crazy?? Why are
you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?"
Calmly, Naomi responds: "*******
PLEASE! I know for a fact the first
thing the rescue workers look for in
plane crashes is a black box!"
Omg thats hilarious because its true, but not sure thats the right black box they be looking for.
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