Thread: Sperm bank - Dating.mobi

Sperm bank (by Ram318)

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Ram318
18-Mar-12 1:10 am

A guy walked into a sperm bank wearing a mask n carrying a gun. He said to the nurse "Open up the vault now!" The nurse said "Sir this is a sperm bank!" He replied " Jus do wat I say or Ill shoot u!" So she did as she was told n revealed shelf upon shelf of semen samples. The masked gunman told her "Now open 1 of the sample and drink it...NOW!" Fearing for her life, the nurse did as she was told and emptied a vial in 1 big gulp. The gunman then ripped off his mask and said "See honey, that wasn't so bad!"

Brighteyes1211
18-Mar-12 1:17 am

OH MY LORD!!!! Well i guess thats one way of doing it.

JCSMTG
18-Mar-12 1:19 am

Forgot this one lol

TheBillCollector
18-Mar-12 1:24 am

* bows down all wayne's world * We're not worthy lol ohhhhh man that's honest to goodness the best joke i've ever heard in a long long time.

manaeater
20-Mar-12 3:28 pm

Yep you guys are killing me. Im gonna have the giggles all day

SassyOak23
21-Mar-12 12:05 am

@Ram318: lmao good one, should have known it would come from you

mrb89
26-Jun-14 2:41 pm

[Saw this linked at the bottom of another thread so clicked it...]
It's still funny

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