I have a drunk friend here he is so drunk :-/ Complaining that his fling for the night told him his man hood lmao was too big :-O so he didnt get any lmao poor thing, Then because we are sitting outside im drinking coffee hes still drinking - He then asks “ Do you wanna be the judge of what size iam since your no longer interested in men ” ohh sh@t wtf .. Then he straights out says out of no where “ Fu@k im horney why did you give up on us sh@t girl ” .. So what happens next i call him a taxi to go home Hes going to have an interesting day when he remembers lmao :)

Thanks, I needed a laugh :) rotflmao

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Hahahaha that makes my day sissy!

That is way too funny, lol! Poor babe gotta love truth syrum in a bottle lmao! But can't be too harsh, you are absolutely stunning :wink

Haha, that was good shyt! You should have hooked him up with a gay ****** and took pictures! Wait, maybe thats too mean! Lol, my bad

He regreted what he said lmao :) and said sorry like heaps of times lmao :) So Fling + Alcohol + No sex = One very fraustrated man lmao

@KiwiGirl: hahahahahahaha, that's too good! :)