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Explaining sex to a child (by jonson007)
A little boy walks into his
parents’ room to see his mother
on top of his father bouncing up
and down. The mother sees her
son and quickly dismounts,
worried about what her son has seen. She quickly dresses and
goes to find him and, when the
son sees his mother and asks,
“What were you and Dad
doing?” The mother replies “Well you
know your dad has a big tummy
and sometimes I have to get on
top of it to help flatten it.” “You’re wasting your time,” said
the boy. “Why is that?” asked his Mother,
puzzled. “Well, each time you go out
shopping, the lady next door
comes over and gets on her
knees and blows it right back
up again!”
parents’ room to see his mother
on top of his father bouncing up
and down. The mother sees her
son and quickly dismounts,
worried about what her son has seen. She quickly dresses and
goes to find him and, when the
son sees his mother and asks,
“What were you and Dad
doing?” The mother replies “Well you
know your dad has a big tummy
and sometimes I have to get on
top of it to help flatten it.” “You’re wasting your time,” said
the boy. “Why is that?” asked his Mother,
puzzled. “Well, each time you go out
shopping, the lady next door
comes over and gets on her
knees and blows it right back
up again!”
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