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Second grade sex-education class (by jonson007)

 jonson007 (8)   (31 / M-F / India)
15-May-13 5:18 am
In a second grade sex-ed class, a little
girl raised her hand to ask a question…
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Little girl: Teacher, can my mommy get
pregnant?
Teacher: How old is she? Little girl: Forty
Teacher: Yes, she can get pregnant.
Little girl: Teacher, can my big sister get
pregnant?
Teacher: Well, how old is she?
Little girl: Nineteen. Teacher: Yes, she certainly can get
pregnant.
Little girl: Teacher, can I get pregnant?
Teacher: Umm…how old are you?
Little girl: Seven and two quarters
Teacher: No, you cannot get pregnant. Little boy sitting behind Little girl
(nudging her): See, I told you we
hadnothing to worry about. (He sticks
out his tongue.)

 

 

 
 
 xSinneDx (21)    (43 / M-F / Arizona)
15-May-13 5:22 am
(cricket chirps)

 

 

 
 
 Yeiszha (17)    (36 / F-MF / Kuwait)
15-May-13 5:43 am
Lol!

 

 

 
 
 Bigdude1981 (8)    (43 / M-F / New York)
15-May-13 8:57 am
(yawn)

 

 

 
 
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