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A man bought some eggs and discoverd there’s nothing inside, he went back to da shop to complain. They broke the eggs and all was found empty, they went to the poultry to complain. some chicken came out and started laughing and said :”look at them, they don't know we’ve started using condom.
A man bought some eggs and discoverd there’s nothing inside, he went back to da shop to complain. They broke the eggs and all was found empty, they went to the poultry to complain. some chicken came out and started laughing and said :”look at them, they don't know we’ve started using condom.
An aeroplane asks a rocket: Howis that you can fly so fast? The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!
@Lormenigie: A man was traveling in a train With 3 babies A woman inquired Do these babies belong 2 u? Man: No, I work in a condom factory n These r customers’ complaints.
*A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks the girl: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.’
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