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~Ball Sqeezer~ (by MysticJadeCookie)

 MysticJadeCookie 
4-May-13 6:19 pm
Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender. All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The drunk at the bar said to the bartender that it sounded like his partner screaming, so he went into the bathroom to investigate. He went inside and asked his friend what the problem was. His friend said that everytime he flushed the toilet something reached up and squeezed his b@lls. His friend shook his head and said, "You dumb@ss, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"

 

 

 
 
 AlterEgo 
4-May-13 6:21 pm
Heard that one before. But still funny

 

 

 
 
 MysticJadeCookie 
4-May-13 6:23 pm
Hehe I never heard it before lol I was shaking my head while reading it

 

 

 
 
 Bigboi7171 (1)    (54 / M-F / South Carolina)
4-May-13 6:26 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
 InYourWetDreams 
4-May-13 6:32 pm
Lol, me and a friend pi.ssed in a mop bucket at school one time.

 

 

 
 
 Bigdude1981 (8)    (43 / M-F / New York)
4-May-13 6:35 pm
Lmao heard that before but still faf

 

 

 
 
 Sweetred73 (14)    (51 / F-M / Missouri)
4-May-13 6:45 pm
Ouch! Did y'all hear about the woman in china charged with murdering her husband? Squeezed his balls till he went into shock...good god i couldn't imagine!

 

 

 
 
 AlterEgo 
4-May-13 8:51 pm
Ouch! Did y'all hear about the woman in china charged with murdering her husband? Squeezed his balls till he went into shock...good god i couldn't imagine!
Fuc.king Owww!!

 

 

 
 
 InYourWetDreams 
4-May-13 8:52 pm
Ouch! Did y'all hear about the woman in china charged with murdering her husband? Squeezed his balls till he went into shock...good god i couldn't imagine!
r probably deserved it lol

 

 

 
 
 AlterEgo 
4-May-13 8:56 pm
When I was a kid. I climbed a tree above a picket fence. Halfway up the limb snapped and fell all the way down and racked myself between the pickets. I got lucky I did not land on one. But the ol giggleberries were black and blue for weeks.

 

 

 
 
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