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Police report (by Martian)

 Martian 
28-Apr-13 3:05 pm
A crook stole the toilets from a small town police department but the cops are hoping to flush him out.

 

 

 
 
 kent660 (2)   (54 / M-F / Missouri)
28-Apr-13 3:16 pm
Lol nice

 

 

 
 
 JLaDawn1974 
28-Apr-13 3:16 pm
Lmao! I sure enjoy your posts John! All of em, even if I don't always say so....I miss country boy...

 

 

 
 
 Xbr1anX 
28-Apr-13 3:21 pm
Funny lol

 

 

 
 
 charlie1974 (0)    (49 / F-M / Arkansas)
28-Apr-13 3:47 pm
I went to jail for 5 days and was charged with 3rd degree battery cuz I squeezed a girl's boobs too hard and left bruises-I was also charged with a public intox!-True story!

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
28-Apr-13 3:53 pm
@JLaDawn1974: Thanks LaDawn

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
28-Apr-13 3:54 pm
@charlie1974: All I can say is Wow

 

 

 
 
 JLaDawn1974 
28-Apr-13 3:56 pm
Yep wow is abt all you can say!

 

 

 
 
 kent660 (2)   (54 / M-F / Missouri)
28-Apr-13 4:36 pm
Maybe she should be more careful where she puts her boobs lmao

 

 

 
 
 Martian 
28-Apr-13 4:39 pm
@kent660: That's funny

 

 

 
 
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