I take my contact restrictions off and start to get messages like this. Smh

Wow . Ur melons gonna fall out of ur top . Can i hold thm lol

Lol good lord we have some intelligent men on here. Musta been a genius to come up with that line

Lol seems like that's all I get and I'm even dressed now lol

My reply

Yeah sure if you would like to be smacked

Hey! I worked on that line for hours to get the grammar right.

lmao!!!

Maybe change your user name to NotYourMelons:)

lmao

Wow the rest of the conversation
Him: lol would you like some sexy chat
Me: no I wouldn't
Him: why not hottie I would tear your ***** up through chat
Me: cause I'm hot and your not
Him: I agree ur hot . U r super hot ... But m also bit . Hot . I can bring . Fire in evry push into ur ***** wid my ****
Me: dump

He was trying to pick you up in the Fresh Produce section at the grocey store?