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~Hillbilly Sex Quiz~ (by CookieRaider)

 CookieRaider 
15-Apr-13 3:22 am
Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate.
1. A clitoris is a type of flower. T F
2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. T F
3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. T F
4. V*gina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. T F
5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. T F
6. A G-string is part of a violin. T
F 7. S*men is another word for "sailor". T F
8. An*s is the Latin word for "yearly". T F
9. Testicles are found on an octopus. T F
10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. T F
11. M*sturbate is used to catch large fish. T F
12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. T F
13. Coitus is a musical instrument. T F
14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke". T F
15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. T F
16. A condom is an apartment complex. T F
17. An organism is the person who accompanies the chior in church. T F
18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry. T F
19. A d*ldo is a variety of sweet pickle. T F
20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials. T F
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. T F
22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. T F
23. P*rnography is the business of making record albums. T F
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. T F
25. D*uche is the Italian word for "twelve". T F
26. An enema is someone who is not your friend. T F
27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. T F

 

 



Last edited by CookieRaider; 15-Apr-13 3:24 am.
 
 
 bamacountry 
15-Apr-13 3:43 am
@CookieRaider: Lmao!

 

 

 
 
 xSinneDx (21)    (43 / M-F / Arizona)
15-Apr-13 3:47 am
Lmao too funny

 

 

 
 
 TexasSize 
15-Apr-13 3:47 am
Haha, #12 is close but still a little off. There's a country station in McAllen called KTEX.

 

 

 
 
 wannabeloved (3)   (57 / F-M / Tennessee)
15-Apr-13 4:17 am
Funny :)

 

 

 
 
 omegawolf29 (0)    (54 / F-M / Texas)
15-Apr-13 5:14 am
@TexasSize: ok. . . please dont put Mc Allen, Texas on that list- ( lol) besides - KTEX is in Harlingen

 

 

 
 
 TexasSize 
15-Apr-13 5:29 am
Alright, my mistake lol. And I've only heard it in McAllen, probably because I was asleep the rest of the ride.

 

 

 
 
 TexasSize 
15-Apr-13 5:31 am
And funny enough, there's (or was, it's been a while) a KTEX in Bryan/College Station as well if I remember correctly.

 

 

 
 
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