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Roses (by HonestAndCaringWoman)

 HonestAndCaringWoman 
3-Apr-13 4:53 am
Roses Are Red .Nuts Are Brown . Shirts come Up . Pants Come Down . Body To Body . Skin To Skin . When Its Stiff Stick It In . Goes In Dry . Comes Out Wet . The Longer Its In . The Stronger It Gets . It Comes Out Dripping . And It Starts To Sag . Its Not What You Think It Is . Its A Lipton Tea Bag

 

 

 
 
 lonelyheart4love 
3-Apr-13 4:56 am
Lol I like that one.

 

 

 
 
 xSinneDx (21)    (43 / M-F / Arizona)
3-Apr-13 4:58 am
Lmao nice

 

 

 
 
 Robimanidiot 
3-Apr-13 5:02 am
@HonestAndCaringWoman: you had my mind in the gutter...Ooh never mind It's always in the gutter

 

 

 
 
 HonestAndCaringWoman 
3-Apr-13 5:02 am
Im Bored If U All Can Tell Lol No Work Tommorow Lol Cant Sleep :-D

 

 

 
 
 HonestAndCaringWoman 
3-Apr-13 5:04 am
@Robimanidiot: Lmao

 

 

 
 
 Robimanidiot 
3-Apr-13 5:06 am
@HonestAndCaringWoman: Well I'm at least honest about it.

 

 

 
 
 spinner1968 
3-Apr-13 5:07 am
Im Bored If U All Can Tell Lol No Work Tommorow Lol Cant Sleep :-D
couldnt sleep either

 

 

 
 
 ThisIsALongUsername 
3-Apr-13 5:23 am
Lmao!! This was a good one:D

 

 

 
 
 ShyBF 
3-Apr-13 6:02 am
lol wow! nice.

 

 

 
 
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