Funny Bunny

Little Easter, the comedienne bunny, Tried too hard at being funny. She juggled and she dropped the eggs, They fell and smashed between her legs.

Poor Easter left the stage in shame And thought that she might change her name. But then that bunny read this ad, "This Sunday we need help real bad."

So Easter Bunny kept her name And through the years has gained much fame, When Easter's Sunday comes each year. She delivers eggs and we all cheer.

Poem 2.

Where's the Bunny

There was a huge shadow approaching me It was coming at a fast pace I was getting more frightened with every second And that's when I realized it couldn't be

The Easter bunny was his name Scaring 23 year olds was his game Now that I think about it That sounded pretty lame

He was last seen in the sun I had no choice but to run After I got far enough It became no fun

"Easter Bunny" Where did you go? I can't find you anywhere on cable All of a sudden a crazy thought came to mind And it's you're being served on the dinner table!

I hunted all day and found no eggs for my basket,so I shot that bunny and put him in a casket..

I had a bunny that wouldnt lay eggs so I poured hot water up and down its legs-the little bunny hollered and the little bunny begged but poor lil bunny never laid an egg:( lol:)