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The mighty fruit challenge (by Pitbulls4Life)

 Pitbulls4Life 
22-Mar-13 11:35 pm
Four buddies get stranded on a deserted island after a horrible boating accident, thankful to be alive they walk the beach deciding what to do next. They all decide that food an water is first to stay alive. As they start to enter the jungle a whole head hunting tribe bears down on them. To stay alive the chief allows them a chance to complete the mighty fruit challenge. He tells them to bring whatever fruit they find back an he will tell them what to do. The first buddy comes back with a banana, the chief tells him he must stuff it where the sun don't shine without crys of pain or laughyer or he will cut off his head. He tells the chief to cut off his head instead. The second buddy comes backed with a coconut, the chief explains again, so he told the chief he would give it a go, he crys out in pain so he cuts off his head, the third buddy comes back with a bunch of little Berry's, the chief explains again, so he starts placing the Berry's slowly in their place but starts laughing so the chief cuts off his head. Moments later at the gates of heaven the first to buddies waited for the third an asked why he laughed an lost the challenge, the third buddy replies cause I seen **** coming out with a pineapple

 

 

 
 
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