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Rifle shop (by REMIXX)

 REMIXX 
19-Mar-13 1:38 pm
This man recieves a pay raise and decides to go buy a scope for his rifle.

"this scope is so good that you can see my house just up the hill " the salesman says as he hands the man the scope. The man starts laughing.

"whats so funny" the salesman asks.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around your house"

The man takes the scope and takes a look. "ill give you a free rifle if you shoot my wifes head and the mans d**k off." the salesman tells him.

The man takes anther look and tells the salesman

"I think I can do that in one shot!"

 

 

 
 
 bamacountry 
19-Mar-13 1:41 pm
@REMIXX: Funny! Thanks for the laugh.

 

 

 
 
 MsAlwaysRight 
19-Mar-13 1:41 pm

 

 

 
 
 stephen316 (Banned)
19-Mar-13 1:45 pm
lmfao

 

 

 
 
 Promethius 
19-Mar-13 1:47 pm
thats very funny

 

 

 
 
 Hope55 (2)    (31 / M-F / Utah)
19-Mar-13 1:55 pm
I'm using this for campfires!

 

 

 
 
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