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~A Fly In My Beer~ (by MysticJade)
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, but then held it out over the beer and yelled, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BAS.TA.RD!!!"
Last edited by MysticJade; 7-Mar-13 3:21 pm.
@rob1965: omg its this the sam rob that was leaving can it be or is it a duplicate cuz ur friend lace was booohooing that u were gone n kept wanting me to talk dirty to her now n make it up for ur absence well glad ur back. Now go handle lace cuz that girl need a cold golden shower or something.
@rob1965: well sir she need u so dont fight just ez with now run run to her n skip n sing cuz she awaits ur ravage n furry!
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