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!!!Warning!!! (by xSinneDx)

 xSinneDx (21)    (43 / M-F / Arizona)
28-Feb-13 4:07 pm
3 words to wreck any mans ego...
Is it in?

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw

Whats the difference for girls between horny an hungry?
Depends where they put the cucumber

Whats long,slimey,an smells like pork?
Kermit the frogs finger

Why does miss piggy ****** w honey?
Kermit likes sweet an sour pork

How do u know when to kick a midget in the balls?
When he says your hair smells good

 

 

 
 
 HazelEyez88 (5)    (35 / F-M / Missouri)
28-Feb-13 4:10 pm
Haha! Interesting but humorus

 

 

 
 
 boundbyhonor (Banned)
28-Feb-13 4:11 pm
nice! :D

 

 

 
 
 xSinneDx (21)    (43 / M-F / Arizona)
28-Feb-13 4:21 pm
Cheered me up lol

 

 

 
 
 Deadlyrose32 (14)    (50 / F-MF / Indiana)
28-Feb-13 5:06 pm
that was funny.

 

 

 
 
 irishangel82 
28-Feb-13 6:05 pm
haha that was funny

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
28-Feb-13 6:17 pm
Oh my freaking goodness xSinneDx, i didnt know u had it in u. Hilarious!!!!

 

 

 
 
 xSinneDx (21)    (43 / M-F / Arizona)
28-Feb-13 6:39 pm
@Briteeyes: I got my bad side too lol

 

 



Last edited by xSinneDx; 28-Feb-13 6:40 pm.
 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
28-Feb-13 6:40 pm
Lmao funny

 

 

 
 
 Sammy2 
28-Feb-13 7:22 pm
Lol! Some I havent heard yet!:)

 

 

 
 
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