Thread: ~The Gay Flight Attendant~

~The Gay Flight Attendant~ (by MysticJade)

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MysticJade
16-Feb-13 2:38 pm

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch."

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brats52005 (52)

(54 / F-M / California)
16-Feb-13 2:48 pm

Lmao good one

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JstBeinMe
16-Feb-13 3:01 pm

Lol cute

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daydreamer79
16-Feb-13 3:05 pm

lol

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stephen316 (Banned)
16-Feb-13 4:26 pm

lmao

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witchgoddess
17-Feb-13 12:59 am

lol too funny i loved it omg

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(47 / F-M / Florida)
17-Feb-13 12:04 pm

Quoted Post:

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch."

lmfao!

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