Thread: ~Two Blonde Men~

~Two Blonde Men~ (by MysticJade)

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MysticJade
12-Feb-13 5:15 am

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a sh*t." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and sh*t." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my azz." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea--I'll use that!" He left and came back with sh*t all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

Last edited by MysticJade; 12-Feb-13 5:16 am.

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angeleyes13
12-Feb-13 5:31 am

Rofl:) love it (:

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manondago
12-Feb-13 5:39 am

Lmao...gotta tell my nephew that one.
He loves sh!t jokes. He's 12. Then he can tell it to his ma........on second thought...........

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