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 jonson007 (8)   (31 / M-F / India)
11-Feb-13 3:46 pm
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?" He replies, "It died today." "Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again. The same nurse says, "I thought it died yesterday." The man replies, "It did. Today is the viewing"

 

 

 
 
 rob6594 
11-Feb-13 4:12 pm
I'm not going to the funeral. Lol

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
11-Feb-13 4:14 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
 rob6594 
11-Feb-13 4:18 pm
@brats52005: you can if want to but I never saw him alive either. Lmao

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
11-Feb-13 5:41 pm
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?" He replies, "It died today." "Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again. The same nurse says, "I thought it died yesterday." The man replies, "It did. Today is the viewing"
lol!

 

 

 
 
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