Thread: ~Who Runs Faster~

~Who Runs Faster~ (by MysticJade)

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MysticJade
11-Feb-13 2:11 am

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. One of the guys took out a pair of Nikes from his bag and started to put them on. The other guy, with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replied, "I don't have to outrun it, I just have to run faster than you."

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herhammer
11-Feb-13 2:28 am

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adeoye44 (0)

(51 / M-F / Nigeria)
11-Feb-13 2:37 am

Dats funny...:

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(47 / F-M / Florida)
11-Feb-13 4:23 pm

Quoted Post:

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. One of the guys took out a pair of Nikes from his bag and started to put them on. The other guy, with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replied, "I don't have to outrun it, I just have to run faster than you."

omgoodness hahahaha

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lace36
11-Feb-13 4:28 pm

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