Thread: ~Why Sheep Are Better Than Women~

~Why Sheep Are Better Than Women~ (by MysticJade)

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MysticJade
10-Feb-13 2:35 pm

Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather. Cottonmouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease. Nuttin' beats mutton. Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel. Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early. Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down. Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get ****** off when you tell them.

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hillbilly1962
10-Feb-13 2:36 pm

DANGGGGGGG Ha Ha!!

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ryanscott
10-Feb-13 2:38 pm

Lol:-)

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ryanscott
10-Feb-13 2:39 pm

Always enjoyable to read outstanding!!

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Aduishmael1 (0)

(32 / M-F / Ghana)
10-Feb-13 2:59 pm

Oh no men this can be.

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charmy22 (17)

(30 / F-M / Philippines)
10-Feb-13 3:00 pm

haha.. k! then guys, start finding a sheep of your own now. kbye! HAHAHAHAHA!

Last edited by charmy22; 10-Feb-13 3:01 pm.

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lace36
10-Feb-13 3:03 pm

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(47 / F-M / Florida)
10-Feb-13 6:08 pm

Quoted Post:

Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather. Cottonmouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease. Nuttin' beats mutton. Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel. Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early. Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down. Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get ****** off when you tell them.

There are men out there who are relieved in reading this lol

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brats52005 (52)

(54 / F-M / California)
10-Feb-13 7:00 pm

Lol

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Anarchaic (3)

(37 / M-F / Texas)
10-Feb-13 7:18 pm

Ill stick w weman

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