A female teacher was having a problem
with a boy in her class of3rd grade.
The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th
grade,Ã'm smarter than my sis& she's in
the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the
Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test the boy
with some questions that a 4th grade
should know. Principal: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M'am 2 send
the boy 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ã've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but
I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin
whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
M'am: What goes in hard & pink then
comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer,
the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie
me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u
do. What am I? Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with
me when u're bored. The best man
always has me 1stn what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring M'am: I come in many sizes. WhenÃ'm
not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel
good?
Boy: Nose
M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates,I come with a quiver Boy:Arrow
M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a
'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's
longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2
his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
M'am: What part of the man has no
bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins
like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief &
told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2
University, I got the last 10 questions
wrong myself!=))

Nice lol

thanx

Lol cute

Gooood one! I would have been expelled (at the age I am now) lol

ha ha ha ...........lol
really very funny :-)