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Jack and Barbara (by Haze)

 Haze 
10-Feb-13 4:06 am
One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

 

 

 
 
 ryanscott 
10-Feb-13 4:10 am
Lol

 

 

 
 
 justbmyself (22)   (40 / F-MF / Zambia)
10-Feb-13 4:36 am
wel,lucky the boss next time he need fun,he knows what 2do,provided she is fine.

 

 

 
 
 jonson007 (8)   (31 / M-F / India)
10-Feb-13 4:38 am
nice one.

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
10-Feb-13 6:09 am
Lol

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
10-Feb-13 6:25 am
One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
LOL That made things a lot easier, ya lmao

 

 

 
 
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