Thread: ~Worms And Whiskey~

~Worms And Whiskey~ (by MysticJade)

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MysticJade
8-Feb-13 9:17 pm

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

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brats52005 (52)

(54 / F-M / California)
8-Feb-13 9:32 pm

Lmao

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ShyBF
8-Feb-13 9:38 pm

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rob6594
8-Feb-13 9:48 pm

@MysticJade: it's true I don't have worms. LOL

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ShyBF
8-Feb-13 10:21 pm

lol

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hillbilly1962
8-Feb-13 10:21 pm

Yeah, Mesqual any one? I know I flubbed the spelling!!!

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Sunflower1973 (0)

(51 / F-M / Tennessee)
9-Feb-13 1:29 am

lmao !

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RiLaR (27)

(45 / F-M / India)
9-Feb-13 7:54 am

Lol great! Hahaha. Reminds me of 'I had whiskey with water and I got drunk, I had vodka with water and I got drunk, I had rum with water and I still got drunk, now I have decided not to have water' :hic: lol

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blendswell (5)

(61 / F-M / Tennessee)
9-Feb-13 8:40 am

lol sing along " roll roll roll the worm pass it down the line take a drink an dont forget to bid the worm good bye ~ lmao

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(47 / F-M / Florida)
9-Feb-13 10:46 am

Quoted Post:

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

He learns fast lmfao

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