This is long, please no comments till its all there....will take a while.....bare with me.

Well, hello everyone! Welcome to the rehab center for fictional characters. Um, alright. Lets get right to it. Who wants to start us off? How about you Chris?

Um, alright. Hey, im Chris Cringle. I'm a sex addict. Hey I'm Santa Clause im the king of snow. I hate my wife because she is a ho ho ho. She used to please me everyday, then she made it clear that santas only supposed to come once a year....b***h. Now i buy w****s, rock and roll, and i stuff their stockings with my north.....pole.

.....okay Chris, thank you¡! Alright, who wants to go next? Patrick.....frowney face! Get up here.

Alright, im Patrick O'riley. Im a leprechaun. You all doin good? Yeah, im not doin so good. I had a wonderful life with a healthy household, and a beautiful wife and a pot of gold. Ha. Then my wife spent all my riches by herself, and since she is a b***h, she blew a keebler elf. Um, now I drink all day and a part of me dies. Cause my

Wife is getting ganged-banged by the rice krispie guys

hey i know them!!

oh, hey Tony nice of you to join us. Where were you last week??

i had some uh....some stuff to take care of. Hey, im Tony the tiger. Everday i wake up and i get to work late. My boss says "whats up" i say that im grrrrrr....growing tired of this s**t. The kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat. "big p***y!" i cant argue with that. If another kid gives me frosted flakes, i swear on my life....ill eat his parents.

okay Tony. Thank you. So thats everybody. So lets just....oh, who are you?

yeah, hi, yeah, hi, yeah, hi. Im the easter bunny. Hey im back! Used to be funny now im hooked on crack. Heaps of heroine aint no joke. Marshmellow peeps covered on coke-coke-coke-coke-COKE! Drugs for life thats my plan. But now i have no attention sp....

okay im going to get him alright? Play nice please. Ill be right back.

santa: hey pat did you hear? My wife got sick. I think she got herpes from some irish chick.

patrick: mother f****r....

....what you laughing for?

tony: cause its funny

patrick: this is getting rediculous. Santa, tony, could you please stop??

tony: oh snap!....crackle and pop. Hahaha...cause they banged your wife

patrick: thats it....im outta here.

-they all walk out laughing-

the end.

Lmao haze you have one heck of a imagination.

:P

holycrap thats some funny s**t....i needed that laugh

@lace: lol (:

@lace: glad you liked it hun

Lol