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The Hippy and The Nun (by Tlshep09)
So a Hippy guy walks into a bar and has a few drinks and he asks the old bartender where he can get some action.
The old bartender tells him around 2:30am a nun goes to a cemetery every night and prays. If you dress up like jesus you can trick her into sleepin with ya.
Heeding the mans advice the hippy puts on glow n dark face paint and a white bed sheet and heads to the cemetery. Sure enough the nun shows up on time and starts prayin.
He steps out and says to the nun, Behold I have come to answer your prayers all I ask is you to have sex with me.
The nun says of course my lord but may it be only anal. I wish not to break my vows of virginity. He accepts and the two had sex.
Afterwards the hippy took off his disguise and says, Ha I have tricked you nun I was not the answerer of your prayers! Then his face turned to horror when the nun removed her cowl
It was the old bartender and with a grin said to the hippy, Yes you are... 
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