try to make me laugh :) anybody know any good jokes, riddles, one liners.

Don't know any joke, but a friend shared a video with me on youtube, the comedian Rodney Carrington, his song is titled "show them to me". If you haven't seen it, do watch, you might get a few laugh, as long as you don't get easily offended. ;)

@chinesegirl41: lol Thanx but i have his dvd and i thanx you anyway it is pretty funny

lol.... and i thought he wasn't well known.... shared his video with friends in australia and canada yesterday, they just cracked up. as for me i almost fell of my chair laughing....your welcome, though i don't think my suggestion helped. :)

Priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. Little boy bends over to pick up a penny. Priest nudges the rabbi and says "mmm I'd screw him" and the rabbi says "outta what?"

I apologize for this joke but it makes me laugh

lol

@chinesegirl41: It don't matter hun at least you tried thanx for that :)

I had a dream last night that I had a bad motorcycle accident I found myself in heaven god looked at me and said what are you doing here I said I was in a wreck he said no that wasnt supposed to happen its not your time im going to send you back but for the inconvience im going to grant you anything you want wether it be knowledge or anything. I told him ok I want a highway that goes all the way to honilulu he said that would be very hard would take alot of manpower and resources you sure there isnt something else I said ok I want to know about women why do they cry for no reason say no when they mean yes change moods without warning then he looked at me and said so how many lanes do you want for this highway.

Hey a girl name joy boldeng frm senegal, she is fake they are into 419 deals so guys and ladies be aware.

Would some of you with verified pics go verify my pic?