Instead of slipping in dogcrap, you trip over it:)lol Not only can you see your breath outside, but you can write a message in it;) You take your dog out for a walk and he crawls up the inside of your pant leg:) Anyone else got any? :)

lol Sammy! Those are very goood :) I like the one about the dog crap.

Well its so cold out here that ur car dies while ur driving it. True with negative numbers here and my truck died while driving...but its good now. Lol

@JustMeAndYou77: :)ty:)actually got that first one from fb then came up with a few myself:) come on think... You know its cold when...?lol Im too tired to think:)

@2chad9: :(wow thats cold!:)

To cold when you can pee a pile.

You know its cold when you have ice sickles form on your nipples...

Or when you bump into a window, and your nipples cut a hole in the glass.

Lol or when you close your eyes they freeze shut:) When your dog starts usin the toilet so he doesnt gotta go outside!:)lol

When you holler across the street to someone and they gotta thaw out yer words to hear ya.