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The hearse song! *Didn't write* (by Suzieq205)

 Suzieq205 
27-Jan-13 4:02 am
Have you ever laughed as a hearse goes by? For you maybe the next to die. They wrap you up in a big white sheet, from your head down to your feet. They put you in a big black box, cover you with dirt and rocks. All goes well for about a week until your coffin begins to leak. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out the worms play pincho on your snout. A big green worm with rolling eyes crawls in your stomach and down your thighs. Then green puss pours out like whipping cream, you spread it on a slice of bread and thats what you eat when you are dead!

 

 

 
 
 Madygun (1)    (32 / M-F / Norhern Punajb Rawalpindi)
27-Jan-13 4:24 am
Nice... is it your own?

 

 

 
 
 Suzieq205 
27-Jan-13 4:26 am
@Madygun: Uhh...no

 

 

 
 
 Madygun (1)    (32 / M-F / Norhern Punajb Rawalpindi)
27-Jan-13 4:30 am
Really? dont you like to write your own?

 

 

 
 
 Suzieq205 
27-Jan-13 4:32 am
@Madygun: I love writing my own..just this one is to good to be mine xD

 

 

 
 
 Madygun (1)    (32 / M-F / Norhern Punajb Rawalpindi)
27-Jan-13 4:39 am
hahaha. share some of your own?

 

 

 
 
 Suzieq205 
27-Jan-13 4:44 am
@Madygun: I have before.

 

 

 
 
 Madygun (1)    (32 / M-F / Norhern Punajb Rawalpindi)
27-Jan-13 4:45 am
can u post it here

 

 

 
 
 jakemann23 (9)   (35 / M-F / Illinois)
27-Jan-13 5:20 am
lol i have heard this as a little kid when i was reading a horror book with a bunch of short stories..brings me back lol

 

 

 
 
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