Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of hangover by drinking a shotglass full of dish washing liquid and banging your head repeatedly against the wall.

if you cant fix it with a hammer you have an electrical problem

Color coordinate your pet with your furniture & carpets. That way, the hair won't show if you don't regularly sweep it up.

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and a thought to ponder: some people are like slinkys there not really good for anything but can put a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs

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If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

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if you suffer from high blood pressure simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes thus reducing the pressure on your viens